I design ads for and give unsolicited pancake tips to a variety of clients. I thoroughly research and analyze every aspect of a job, which has led to a great many hours lost in Wikipedia wormholes. But it will all be worth it when I finally appear on Jeopardy!
In addition to learning everything about everything, I enjoy collecting maps and dream of one day dropping my son off at school in a 1964 Chevy Corvair.
